To be honest, and I don't know how spot on my analysis of your case is, you're only left with dilution. Dilution coupled with Vitamin B and creatinine supplementation would be your best bet, since you can't skip this job and you don't have enough time to naturally detox. I don't have much specific information on synthetic pee, but I wouldn't hold my breath on it.
SlinkyDinky Reviewed by SlinkyDinky on . Expert advice needed please! 6'3", 235lbs Last used Tuesday evening. Hadn't smoked in a long long time due to possible random tests at work. Current job does not test. SO I grew a few a few plants, harvested that about 6 weeks ago. I have smoked every night and most of the day on my off time. In a strange turn of events I applied for a job, was interviewed & offered the job in the course of 2 days. I have a test next weds. That will only a week of abstaining. Took a home test &I of course failed last night. Rating: 5