Well that's what they imply when they say "why do you think they call it dope." You're supposed to chorus back "Because it makes you dopey, Officer Dan!" Then Officer Dan will give you a sticker with the crime dog on it that says "Take a Bite Out of Crime" but you can pull off letters to make it say "Take a Bite Out of me" and stick it on your crotch, and then you get sent to the principal's for disrespecting Officer Dan, when in fact Officer Dan is the only one disrespecting you by assuming you to be of such low intelligence that you should believe the immensely illogical bullshit he spews about children being permanently mentally damaged after smoking just one joint, bouncing against the walls and acquiring uncontrollable spasmodic tendencies, and the principal's office has a sign on the wall that says PRINCI-PAL with PAL highlighted in red, blood red, and the first PAL that comes to mind is HAL, the omnipotent, red-eyed, all-controlling, emotionless entity that refuses to open the pod bay doors for Dave, and..

Got sidetracked.