Like so many of us, I am faced with a terrifying pre-employment screen coming up. (10 days from today, hopefully longer) Fortunately, and unlike a lot of poor souls, I was able to give myself as much time as possible.

I last smoked December 15th. (29 days ago) I consider myself very well educated on all things drug testing related, but I am confused as to how I began testing clean at only 23 days - given my very slow metabolism, lack of exercise, and chronic use. (which is noted below)

My question is this: How can I possibly be testing clean? I began testing myself at day 23, morning voids daily, using 3 different brands of at home tests, and have yet to fail a single one, leaving me to question their validity. (Though I hear good things of their accuracy and reliability)

Any other chronic users out there with poor metabolisms getting clean relatively quickly? After reading through tons and tons of information on the web, although every single person is obviously different, I was under the impression I could be testing dirty as long as 60+ days given my metabolism and intake. I had already purchased a wizzinator and was planning on subbing. I did not foresee passing home tests consistently, and certainly not this early in the game.

I was able to give myself an extra 6 days before the actual test, and plan on hopefully even getting a few more extra days, putting myself at what will be 42 days clean. Given my home test results, I will not be diluting completely on actual test, but I will up my protein/creatine intake in the days prior to the test, and will be well hydrated when the time comes. (Unless I'm given reason to take another approach.)

I will continue testing morning voids daily until the day of the test, and will keep everyone apprised of my results.

Am I fretting over nothing? Should I trust in these hometests and stop sweating it?

Would love to hear from Burnt Toast on this! Side note on that: I've been beating drug tests for years and though I have never posted here, I've literally probably read almost every post Burnt Toast has made in this forum, and consider him the authority on all things testing. And even if he doesn't respond on this one, it's worth noting I'm grateful for the time and effort he has put in over the years. You've helped thousands, literally - So a cheers to Burnt Toast. :thumbsup:

Body type/Metabolism:

  • Age: 27 year old male
  • Height: 6'4"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Very poor diet
  • Very, very minimal excersise
  • Athletic body, but overweight
  • Body fat % high

Usage:

  • 10 years occasional usage
  • Past 2+ years chronic user
  • 1.5 to 5 grams weekly
  • High grade from dispensaries
  • Intake: Vaporization, Occasional Edibles, Occasional oil
halo09 Reviewed by halo09 on . How can I possibly be clean? (Chronic users please chime in) Like so many of us, I am faced with a terrifying pre-employment screen coming up. (10 days from today, hopefully longer) Fortunately, and unlike a lot of poor souls, I was able to give myself as much time as possible. I last smoked December 15th. (29 days ago) I consider myself very well educated on all things drug testing related, but I am confused as to how I began testing clean at only 23 days - given my very slow metabolism, lack of exercise, and chronic use. (which is noted below) Rating: 5