Welcome GB. I'm a first time grower as well and you've come to the right place. People like catbuds and tlranger and a bunch of others have been super helpful and always say something that makes me smile. And no, you don't have to worry about bad grammar. I've read stuff on here from stoners that was barely intelligible. Its all good. And anyway, if you say things like
I went so horny ;-) while looking at those beautiful plants ;-).
grammar notwithstanding, I'm intrigued.