A bit paranoid of the cops right now... listen to my story...

[nicholasstanko]

This guy is full of shit. If anyone bothered to read another post by "QueenB" the writing style is practically the same and they both use "Associated with narcotics" as a quote the police used. No police officer is going after somebody who they suspect might have bought a gram of weed SOME TIME ago. Stop disrespecting this thread or the intelligence of the people who read it.

[nicholasstanko]

Also another quick note to further question this asshole's bullshit. In the post i mentioned that comes right before this one by "QueenB" (B for bullshit) notice the times where they were both posted...a six minute difference. I hope the administrator takes note (after a quick toke of course

[Delta9]

I'm paranoid everyday. Thats why The Health Department won't let me drink anymore.
So unfortunatly I'm not a practicing alcoholic right now. And without a Good man like George Bush as president I'd still be drinking.

[Halcy0n]

Well, make sure you don't have any evidence in your house... and try not carry more weed than you can eat for a while... If they came lookign for you, that sounds kinda bad. Good luck on avoiding the man!

Actually I'd keep it in the house, because they'd need a warrant to search the house. Just hide it in a really good spot. Don't keep it in your car or anything.

[3ofClubs]

If anyone bothered to read another post by "QueenB" the writing style is practically the same and they both use "Associated with narcotics" as a quote the police used.
Also another quick note to further question this asshole's bullshit. In the post i mentioned that comes right before this one by "QueenB" (B for bullshit) notice the times where they were both posted...a six minute difference. I hope the administrator takes note (after a quick toke of course

Ha! Ha! Ha! I guess you caught me. I really have multi-personalities and one of them posted another story under a different name six minutes before. I guess I better report myself to the administrator.


As a follow-up to the story, it turns out that my friend's sister did look up my record and found on the city police's notes that someone had called in suspecting me of smoking weed. The complaintant was listed as Dominos. Apparently, when my friend called her sister from Dominos it raised some suspicion and they sent an officer to look for me.

It really is lame. Here in my town the cops actually do go after even users of marijuana. They have nothing else to do!

Looking at it from their prespective, I suppose it does work, though. Make everyone too paranoid to smoke, and no one in the city will dare to do so.

I guess I need to learn to be careful, but relax when I'm smoking in the privacy of my own room. Never can be too careful, I suppose.

[nicholasstanko]

crazy asshole

[Kid Dynamite]

dude...head down to Ammunation, buy yourself a pair of shotguns. Then take them home and them off half a dozen inches from the ned, and then hide them under a big coat, head down to the police station, kick open the door, whip them out and start blasting.

Laugh maniacally while your doing it.


Should do the trick.

[BalliN]

man the cops dont give a fuck if they' heard u smoke weed' really man they only give a shit about dealers, or if theyve caught u before..chill out

[nicholasstanko]

Are you guys fucking higher than usual!? why are you still giving him advice on what to do when he already confessed to making the whole thing up!? I stopped in this thread because i thought people would have giving him a stern reprimand and i find people living out his fantasy some more. Idiots and assholes.

[BalliN]

im the goose