Thanks for the great site friends.

I got my offer letter today. It's good for 10 days so towards the end of that timeframe I'll sign it and send it. Right after that I get a package from HR with some stuff to fill out and have 3 days to take a test at Labcorp. All this means is I can potenially squeeze another 12-14 days from today.

Been smoking for a long time, daily but small amounts, at the most 3.5 grams per week. I'm active, have low body fat and a good metabolism. Eat well, lots of coffee and water and zero alchohol.

I'm on day 28 of abstinance and after failed tests on days 14 and 21 I got a definite faint line 6 hours ago. That being said, I'm still not comfortable. I cannot screw this up, I'm all in. So here is my plan.

Cutting to the chase I think the best plan is to substitute with real urine (wifes) and practice. I agree all the below is probably not necessary but this is just the way my mind works.

I'll home test first void tomorrow morning. Come Friday I'll take a real test at a local lab. Would it be wrong If I went to a lab corp? Can I do it anonymously?

I believe a lab test will give me an actual set of numbers so I can see my levels, correct assumption?


If those two pass, and the numbers look good, I might use my own. I have 5 more tests and 5 cups with temperature strips coming in the mail. I'll use that stuff to test my samples and practice substituting.

Random: Not planning on using a heating pad. Planning on showing up in suit and tie on "the day." Will have my wife drive me so I can sit cross legged en route but she is not coming in. Want to find a labcorp that isn't busy so I'm in and out.

Anything else?
anonymousdude Reviewed by anonymousdude on . Faint line but freaking. My plan. Thanks for the great site friends. I got my offer letter today. It's good for 10 days so towards the end of that timeframe I'll sign it and send it. Right after that I get a package from HR with some stuff to fill out and have 3 days to take a test at Labcorp. All this means is I can potenially squeeze another 12-14 days from today. Been smoking for a long time, daily but small amounts, at the most 3.5 grams per week. I'm active, have low body fat and a good metabolism. Eat well, Rating: 5