need help

[d00g]

Okay, it's not txtspk, it's valleyboi speak. *sigh*

Insulting and sarcasm is even less helpful/useful than "txtspk"! The word "troll" comes to mind... The guy's main stem was somehow cut/bent in half and he has 0 idea how it happened it seems. Maybe the shock of finding such a catastrophe made it difficult to write full words temporarily...

[catbuds]

Easy boy, calm down before you pee in the floor. Polish was only kidding.

[catbuds]

Valleyboi, no one ment to make you feel uncomfortable or unwelcome, & I hope d00g was the only one who took it that way.
-- So hows your plant? I hope it came out of the wilt ok & is taking root as we speak By all means start more. You know, this is like any other crop, & crop failures happen, even to the experienced. So a crop of one is kinda chancey. So start as many as you have room for.
-- Read as much as you can. Start in the grow logs, indoor growing, & outdoor growing if you intend to do any. Info on clones is all over this forum. Gathering info will make growing so much easier for you. When you hit a rough spot & have questios, just ask. We're always glad to help!
Welcome to the family!

[d00g]

Meh no peeing on the floor from me it's just hard to find any internet forums where sarcasm is not the language of choice! I am all about helpful input and listening to what people much smarter and more experienced than me have to say.

[catbuds]

Know what you mean about sarcasm d00g. I'm a member on several forums & just joined a new one a couple weeks ago. Talk about sarcasm! I nearly dropped it!!!! About four of the guys jumped on real quick & smoothed my ruffled feathers, pretty much said they all weren't assholes & welcome to the forum. But guess what... the asshole was one of the MODERATORS! I couldn't believe it! I can't imagine one of our mods here being a jerk like that.
-- There's a lot of kidding around here, but its meant in fun, & only when the questions have already been answered (usually). I actually think I know which forum you must have tried just before coming here, but I won't mention it. Most of the older guys are pretty decent there, just a couple of sarcastic wise asses. I just happened to get one of them as the first posted reply to my introduction! He's one of the ones who likes to have a pissing contest about who puts the most money into their grow room, & he challenges everyone. I came back & said he probably flunked his drivers test & didn't have a car, or he has a tiny penis, because he's certainly compensating for a lack of something! He hasn't bothered me since & some of the guys cheered me on. But anyway, there's only two decent forums, & this is one of them, so read a lot here, think you'll like it!