But i'm not going to have a diluted sample the color of water.
Even if your urine has a nice yellow color to it, thats still not going to prevent the labs from running the creatinine and S/G checks as standard procedure. And as Ive pointed out previously, samples with the proper color can still be ruled "too dilute" due to an unsatsfactory S/G and creatinine levels. Thats just the way it is now. The times and the rules of the game have changed. The days of visual checks to determine overdilution had gone the way of the steam locomotive. And the rest of the readership out there need and deserve to be informed of all this.

And also for the rest of the readership: It must be reminded that dilution techniques (regardless of configuration) are far from being a 100% sure thing. They can backfire if the THCA concentration in the bladder is too high. For particularly most longtime heavy tokers, it would be virtually impossible to dilute that concentration enough without sending the S/G and creatinine levels into a downward spiral and sending up the red flags at the lab.