Need some good advice please on passing a rapid 9 panel test..

[lazybird01]

So a little bit about me. I'm 6"1' and around 180lbs, 30 years old. I have a rapid 9 panel piss test this coming week at a Concentra location. I started smoking about an eight to a quarter a week for the past 3 months. I quit smoking on the 6th of this month so as of today 10/18/13 I'm 13 days clean and I plan to take my test this Tuesday so that will be 17 days clean. I am pretty skinny and am somewhat active. So I have the career job I've been trying to get for years but just have to pass this test. I was going to buy a drink from GNC because it worked back in college. I forget the name but it was around $50 or so. Should I buy a at home test at Walgreens Monday just to see if it shows up or would that be a waste of money?? Any advice would be GREAT!! Just reading the posts on here, you guys really know what your talking about. I prefer to not have to use someone else's piss or anything because I would be nervous that something would go wrong and lose this job opportunity. Thanks guys!

lazybird01 Reviewed by lazybird01 on 10-18-2013. Need some good advice please on passing a rapid 9 panel test.. So a little bit about me. I'm 6"1' and around 180lbs, 30 years old. I have a rapid 9 panel piss test this coming week at a Concentra location. I started smoking about an eight to a quarter a week for the past 3 months. I quit smoking on the 6th of this month so as of today 10/18/13 I'm 13 days clean and I plan to take my test this Tuesday so that will be 17 days clean. I am pretty skinny and am somewhat active. So I have the career job I've been trying to get for years but just have to pass Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

Testing yourself with a THC test kit is a good idea. That way you'll know where you actually stand. When testing yourself, be sure to use the first urination of the day.

If you test positive, then you should really consider subbing if you really want this job. Your only other option would be dilution. Youd have to begin creatine-loading 3 days before the U/A and follow the steps outlined in the Dilution "sticky" thread......and pray.

Forget the magic "detox" potions. Do an Advanced Search with the terms "detox products scam dilution".

[lazybird01]

Thanks for the response Burnt Toast! I didn't think about the first urination of the day, thats a really good idea. I'm surprised about the drink. I thought those gave you a 2-3 hour "window" but I guess not.

[Burnt Toast]

That "2-3 hr window" is simply just the time frame in which the magic potion keeps the urine diluted. All detox potions "work" by diluting. They "mask" by diluting. The thing is, you can spend an obscene amount of cash on a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished by using just vitamins and water.

[lazybird01]

Interesting. Any advice on a good home test and where to buy it? I plan to use it Monday morning with my first urination of that day. There are so many brands and price ranges, just looking for one that would be accurate for this 9 panel. Also, I take it the "rapid" part of the test gives them results within a few minuets? Thanks!

[Burnt Toast]

Thats correct.

Rapid = instant-type test.


The home tests function on the same principle as the multi-panel instants. Therefore, neither are more accurate than the other.

As far as where to buy, check your nearby chain pharmacy store. Or you can save plenty and order them online. Do a Google search for "drug testing kits".

[lazybird01]

Okay so today is the day for my Rapid Test 9 panel UA at Concentra. The last 2 mornings I used at home test kits and failed both with the first urination of the day. So I am going the subbing way. I bought a 3oz bottle of agent X unisex synthetic urine. I am in work clothes and plan to go around lunch today. I'm going to call to see how long the wait is before. The best place it fits for me is on the inside of my sock with my dress pants covering. I have taken a test once at a Concentra here in TX and they just told me to empty my pockets, never asked for me to lift my pant legs. Has anyone had any success going with this product and in the sock?? Thank You!!

[Burnt Toast]

Okay so today is the day for my Rapid Test 9 panel UA at Concentra. The last 2 mornings I used at home test kits and failed both with the first urination of the day. So I am going the subbing way. I bought a 3oz bottle of agent X unisex synthetic urine. I am in work clothes and plan to go around lunch today. I'm going to call to see how long the wait is before. The best place it fits for me is on the inside of my sock with my dress pants covering. I have taken a test once at a Concentra here in TX and they just told me to empty my pockets, never asked for me to lift my pant legs. Has anyone had any success going with this product and in the sock?? Thank You!!

Why not stash it as outlined in the steps of N2's Substitution "sticky" thread?

[lazybird01]

I knew a person that went to this location a few days before and they didn't make her lift her pant legs so that's why I went that route. Everything went perfect. They didn't even make me take off my jacket or empty my pockets. I do think I might of made a mistake though. I first filled up to the line and then pissed into the toliet to make it look real. During mid-stream I peed a very very tiny amount into the cup thinking it would make it look more real. I REALLY wish I didn't do that. It was my 2nd pee of the day. I am hoping that since it was like 5-6 drops and that it was diluted, it will blend in with the synthetic. I guess I will find out tomorrow and will update. Burnt Toast, do you think the 2-2.5oz of synthetic in the cup will override so to speak my TINY bit of my own I put in mid-stream?? Temps were perfect but I really regret putting any amount of my own in the cup. After I got out I did the signature and she printed out my copy and I left.

[lazybird01]

I think for THC on this the cutoff was 20 ng/mL. I pissed literally 5-6 drops during mid-stream on top of the full cup of synthetic. I REALLY REALLY hope I don't fail because of this!!