I smoked Everything

[General Colon Bowel]

The blue link below is my cover of IVE BEEN EVERYWHERE

I Smoked Everything (starts at 13 seconds in...... my bad) - YouTube


Sorry for the dead air at the beginning.....please let it run for 13 seconds before you decide it doesnt work

Anyhow, all its missing is the3 honky tonk piano.....which I can add in later.......

hope you all like it.....feel free to share share share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here are the lyrics:

I was smoking a blunt after a hell of a Bob Dylan show
When along came some guy with a box painted, 4-2 OH
If you wanna see mars, dude, give this shit a try
Just hit it twice, thatâ??s all you need to get high
I just smiled and shook his hand
Bro��Ive tried every kind of weed in this here land

Ive smoked everything, man
Ive smoked everything man
I did it on a dare man
To breath that funny air man
If you like Ill gladly share man
Ive smoked everything

Ive smoked Purplehaze, supernova, chemdog, lemon ice,
Hindu kush, easy rider, blue dream and kali mist
Kush berry, skunkweed, dannyboy and trainwreck
Thai widow, bio diesel, low rider, moby dick
Big band, big bang, big blue, and big bud
Viper, vortex, vanilla kush and ship wreck

Ive smoked everything, man
Ive smoked everything man
I did it on a dare man
To breath that funny air man
If you like Ill gladly share man
Ive smoked everything

Ive smoked yumbolt, willie nelson, sex pistol, road kill
Pain killer, northern lights, Mr Frosty Mr Nice
Lion heart, kryptonite, silver haze, shiva skunk
Johnny blaze, jacks piss, great Alaskan thunderfuck
Mango dog, mango haze, mango kush, and mango rose
Fuckberry, frostbite, icecream and Bubba Kush

Ive smoked everything, man
Ive smoked everything man
I did it on a dare man
To breath that funny air man
If you like Ill gladly share man
Ive smoked everything

Ive smoked indoor, outdoor, hydroponic, medical
Good hash, great hash, ditch weed was horrible
Bags of trim, jars of shake, resin balls and old scrape
Indicas and shwag weed, old spliffs in the vape
Sticky roaches, blunts and kief, desperation loose-leaf
Roll it up, pack it in, grab a lighter, lets chief!!!
Ive smoked everything, man
Ive smoked everything man
I did it on a dare man
To breath that funny air man
If you like Ill gladly share man
Ive smoked everything

Ive smoked straight pipes, one-hitters, ice bongs, honey bears
Hand-rolled, coke cans, apple cores and bubblers
Hot knives, gravity bongs, honey combs and toothpicks
Ive seen every kind of glassware that they offer in the store
Ive smoked every kind of weed in every kind of way
Thatâ??s a typical Monday

General Colon Bowel Reviewed by General Colon Bowel on 10-13-2013. I smoked Everything The blue link below is my cover of IVE BEEN EVERYWHERE I Smoked Everything (starts at 13 seconds in...... my bad) - YouTube Sorry for the dead air at the beginning.....please let it run for 13 seconds before you decide it doesnt work :) Anyhow, all its missing is the3 honky tonk piano.....which I can add in later....... hope you all like it.....feel free to share share share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rating: 5

[Marqueone]

Your voice sounds like Frank Zappa!

[General Colon Bowel]

Your voice sounds like Frank Zappa!

bra-ha!!!! hope you enjoyed it

[catbuds]

Cool as shit man! & I mean Labrador! LMAO! My favorite part was the ending you didn't put in the printed post!

[General Colon Bowel]

Cool as shit man! & I mean Labrador! LMAO! My favorite part was the ending you didn't put in the printed post!

I put a couple C&C references in there.....I love ad-libbing....best part of making music.

Glad you liked it. Tell your phriends.

[Skyrimgrows]

like it

[catbuds]

General, I think you'll like it here! Welcome aboard! After you read my post to you (in the wrong place, hope I don't get in trouble for that), you might consider going to my profile to get my info & sending me a gmail. I have a tendency to wander off topic a little. Not sure, but I think you have to 'friend' me first to get my info.
---- Guess you've all ready looked over the whole forum here. Everything you need. I can only think of one thing that I consider important that isn't here..... That would be electrical saftey. If you read my grow log called camper closet grow, you'll see why its important to me. I have a concern the youngens may not be saftey savvy. If you've never had an electrical fire, I'm here to tell everyone THEY MOVE REALLY FAST! Speaking from experience! There's a reason there's an old saying, fast as a wild fire!
---- There's a section for med marijuana, you've probably already found that, & find helpful stuff about edibles. That really helps with my digestive disorders when I can find them.
---- But anyway... make friends, have fun! Find some knowledge, share some knowledge, Hell, share some music!!!!!~~~ PEACE!~~~

[General Colon Bowel]

General, I think you'll like it here! Welcome aboard! After you read my post to you (in the wrong place, hope I don't get in trouble for that), you might consider going to my profile to get my info & sending me a gmail. I have a tendency to wander off topic a little. Not sure, but I think you have to 'friend' me first to get my info.
---- Guess you've all ready looked over the whole forum here. Everything you need. I can only think of one thing that I consider important that isn't here..... That would be electrical saftey. If you read my grow log called camper closet grow, you'll see why its important to me. I have a concern the youngens may not be saftey savvy. If you've never had an electrical fire, I'm here to tell everyone THEY MOVE REALLY FAST! Speaking from experience! There's a reason there's an old saying, fast as a wild fire!
---- There's a section for med marijuana, you've probably already found that, & find helpful stuff about edibles. That really helps with my digestive disorders when I can find them.
---- But anyway... make friends, have fun! Find some knowledge, share some knowledge, Hell, share some music!!!!!~~~ PEACE!~~~

Cool beans
Being a legal card holder, I am attempting to grow my own medicine. I dont have more than a closet and one crummy UV light.....its working, got some small buds forming......get this....I planted that seed in March!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha FInally got small buds a couple weeks ago!! Hahaha. Need a bigger light I guess. hehe.