im 57 yrs old, 5'4 1/2 inches and weigh about 110, high metabolism, very high ! not for drug reason but put on probation and now it was time for non reporting. so i go in and she says yep your on non reporting as long as you pass the drug test ! i said what ? she said, oh yes, you have to do this. i said Oh OK..well i cant right now..she said oh you can and will as we cant change our minds now..so i did have to 'go' but i had smoked the night before..and have since 1973 ! i was so scared, i didnt know they did things like that. so luckily my good ol' husband was with me that day in aug 21 2013 and i put my head to his head and said, honey i have to take a drug test..go get me something now, i have an hour when they go to lunch. so they went to lunch and said come back in one hour..so i drank something called Detox Now (45 min but best in 2 to 3 hours). so i drank that and did what it said..po said call in two weeks, (lab test), so i called and she said come in, its dilute ! i said oh ok, so by now it had been 2 wks and i had faith in that drink so i had taken a few puffs..so i drank my coffee, tom juice and took my vitamine and aspirin for heart. and went in..she said call again in two weeks..i really thought i'd be ok, so i was in n.c. mountains and i puffed 4 puffs on tuesday night, weds i get call from her saying come in, its dilute ! i said, geesh..so we drive all the way back weds night, and go in thurs at 10..it was clear, she said pour it out, i said, ok...then i told her how much water i drink..for heart, hotflashes and over all health..always have always till since i've been a gymnast at age 12..water, milk, juice and now coffee..she said how about drink a pop and your coffee..i said i dont drink pop..she said can you try ? i said, oh ok..she said no ice..just pop and coffee..i said sure..i came back in , pee'd yellow for her and she said, pour it our, i dont want you coming back a 3rd dilute, thats a violation..(im thinking violation for peeing clear to lt yellow?) but she was nice, and said come back at 2pm and im sure it will be yellow again and we'll take that one to send off..so long long story short! i smoked on that tues night about 4 puffs, pee'd on thurs at 2pm...would i be clean ? its been over a week and i have to call her next thurs..im 57 and i dont want to go to jail..im a proud grandmother of 6 and mother of 3 and my husband is a wreck due to this and so am I. i've never been in trouble before in my entire life ! but thanks to politics and someone wanting me out of my position, they found that i had violated an indiana code and so i was charged for failure to follow that code. 3 yrs probation. i did take a pee test as soon as i left her office and it said neg. and it was same pee i gave her except 30 minutes later. what do you all think? im kind of hyper and dont gain a pound, if i lose a pound it takes a good year to gain it back..i eat healthy, and drink healthy and i do smoke weed, and i have smoked week since 1973 but raised 3 kids and worked hard to get them through good schools and education..haha ones a cop, ones a mech tech and ones a nurse..they know i smoke but they love me any way ! as they know it does not interfere with my ability to 'live'. thanks any one that can answer this..and how long do you think it stays in my system ? i had a few puffs prior to the 2nd test too and home tested and it came back neg, but hers came back dilute..so until i fully understood what that term meant i had been drinking water all night and all day, its what i do..and have always done..but this 3rd time, she got me to not drink my water..and i did pee midstream and at 2pm 2 days after my 4 puffs . this is my first time, so HI all and this also introduces myself i guess eh, im a huge talker..yes..
atsocad57 Reviewed by atsocad57 on . went for non reporting probation and asked to take drug test ugh.. im 57 yrs old, 5'4 1/2 inches and weigh about 110, high metabolism, very high ! not for drug reason but put on probation and now it was time for non reporting. so i go in and she says yep your on non reporting as long as you pass the drug test ! i said what ? she said, oh yes, you have to do this. i said Oh OK..well i cant right now..she said oh you can and will as we cant change our minds now..so i did have to 'go' but i had smoked the night before..and have since 1973 ! i was so scared, i Rating: 5