Well I straight up failed the test. I think I had to wait too long between my last drink and when I actually took the test (1.5 hours). The recruiter secured me a second chance test, but that probably means the place will monitor me more closely so no synthetic. Guess I'll take another stab at this and if I fail then no corporate job for me. Luckily the recruiter is cool and will be able to hook me up with some other jobs that are less likely to care. I should be able to piss clean within another two weeks or so anyway.