im going to kill someone...

[Button Basher]

Well, what's your reason to sharpen the ol' screwdriver?

[NextGen]

stick a screwdriveer into his skull and mix up his brains and then suck them out with a straw.

Bring a pink swirly straw yay ooo and a wedge of lime.

[jadeius]

lol

[jadeius]

i thought i'd heard it all

[midnite toker UK]

cool.

Why do u put an ad in the wanted forum but clearly ignore the instruction that says to include an e-mail address so ppl can contact you ?????

[duppy man]

I've been stabbed with a shard of glass that felt cold then very hot,,,and with a eating knife the ones with the round ends and serrated edge during a meal with my older brother that bloody hurt alot

[Kid Dynamite]

Only drinking effects typing MJ doesnt at all.

it affects mine. If im in a real state then the clacky keys sound funny and then i type things wrong.

[jadeius]

i type all fucked up while high, but i usually remember to backspace and fix it all...however, alcohol is a different story...

[stoner spirit]

What kind of sword were you practicing with?

[The Piper]

i got slashed by a k-bar