Damned. Bet you nearly fertilized your ladies! My ex had a scare one night. We'd taken to camping at our biggest patch & it was his turn (we alternated). He comes running into the house, white as a ghost, eyes big as saucers. He said we were about to get busted, cops everywhere with flashlights. Flashlights at night? That would be theives, cops go in in broad daylight. They don't need the cover of darkness. I go running to the patch ARMED TO THE TEETH, sling shot, machete, 38 pistol & 22 rifle. I look around.....& saw what he'd seen. STARS! BRIGHT ASS MFing STARS! I marched back into the house PISSED, grabbed him by his ear, dragged him out the door & made him go back out there & take his turn at watch. Of coarse I told him what it was & made a few remarks about stupid & cowards.
A few months later, full bud, the cops DO come. Better cops than thieves. Dumbasses stomped down quite a few while LOOKING for them & never.found.one! STANDING on them, but couldn't find one! The only time I've ever appreciated stupid. It was sheriff dept deputies. I wonder if they're all that dumb?