Quote Originally Posted by ben31295
Ok, I'm a master at this, I had 3 piss tests a week when I was in an outpatient rehab, people tell you about special drinks you can buy and yada yada but they don't work, what I would do is the night before the test I would try'to drink 2 gallons of water within 2 hours, and I would get in my jacket and pants, and run around tye block and sweat like a pig for 2 or 3 hours, and I would keep drinking water and try to pee, eventuallly...maybe around midnite, I would'crash and go to sleep, as soon as I would wake I would drink 4 huge cups'of black coffee, because'coffee it a dieuretic, and I would chug as much water as I could, after you've pissed 5 or 6 times, your piss is dilluted, but then comesanother problem, they can tell when your urine is dilluted because its to clear, so you need to take lots of vitamin b complex, chew 4 or 5 every 30-45 minuets, don't worry, it won't make u sick, then within an hour of your drugtest, go to the store and buy a monster energy drink, it just makes your piss'really dark, trust me, and when u go to take your drug test, see if you can bring a monster in with you, because if they say your piss is too dark now, you can blame it on the monster and just hope they don't send it to the lab.. here's a more dangerous tip I used a few times, supposedly, aspirin makes a false negative for thc on most panel drug tests, so at your own risk take 3 or 4 aspirins within 35 minuets of the test, I'm 5'8" and I weigh 165 lbs. And I took the aspirins and had no I'll effects, but for legal reasons, I do not codone injesting more than the reccomended dose on the aspirin bottle, so do it at your own risk, and good luck, I hope you pass, I've passed over 30 drug tests by this method so I assure you its reliable, but keep in mind to do all this accoording to your own height and weght. Good luck :-)
If what youre stating is indeed true, then you mustve passed those 30 tests more than a decade ago. The tips youve provided above are dated at best and no longer apply to the situations in the drug testing world of today:

a) With creatinine and specific gravity checks being lab SOP in recent years (thanks mainly to the advent of "all-in-one" assays with built-in validity checks), color became the least aspect in determining an overly-diluted urine sample. Samples with a nice color to them can still exhibit an unsatisfactory S/G and creatinine level. Therefore, when utilizing dilution techniques it is now more important to focus on the creatinine and S/G.
N2's Dilution "sticky" has tips on what to do to help keep the S/G and creatinine cops at bay.

b) Aspirin was used in the old days as an interferant for only one type of test: The first-generation EMIT screen. Since then, a second-gen EMIT (aka EMIT II) had been introduced to counter the interference issues caused by aspirin. As a result, the first-gen EMIT is seldom used by the labs anymore (if, at all).
Mechanism and elimination of aspirin-induced interference in Emit II d.a.u. assays.