hypocrites!!!

[Goodman3eb]

There was this one annoying girl who kept bothering me about being a pothead... and then we started dating.

And she didn't let up, even while begging me to get her high; but wait, she wouldn't smoke, she'd only eat brownies....

I dumped her.

[slipknotpsycho]

....no offense but unless i just took that wrong i woulda slapped her for being like the most amazingly and astonishingly super hypocrite....this is how i took it: she was against you being on weed before you dated and even while you were dating she was tryin to get you to quit but she herself would eat brownies with weed in them.....i just slap people likethat.....i also slap alocholics that say weed is bad for you....cuz ain't no weed gonna eat up your liver...and i'm yet to hear about one person overdosin on weed, i mean sure there have been people that have gotten waaaaaaaaaaay more high than they should and pjrobably ended up sick for a day or so.....but it's not like it was deadly or anything...just unpleasant....chug a fifth of everclear and your ass better get to the hospital before you pass out....cuz you won't wake up again.

[supersonicchronic]

Pee on them! Or you could shit in some brownies, and then tell them there is weed in em, fuck their mom and video tape it, put sugar water in their gas tanks. Put some plastic gloves on, get a sheet of acid wet and stick it on their necks, burn their house down, but make sure the doors and windows are all glued shut, call one of their parents house after midnight, and tell them their kid just died in a car accident. LOL.

[5HT]

I honestly feel a greater appreciation for life getting stoned. all your blues go away and I think it's more enjoyable and definetly safer than getting drunk.