Hey ya'll

I know some of you might roll your eyes at this but here's my story: Before last month, I hadn't used in many many years, simply because of crippling paranoia. Recently rolled a J from shake given to me by a pal. Three hits and I was gone daddy gone. So, the use after that was very very light. On July 23 I took 1 1/2 hits off the same J I rolled weeks earlier (yeah, it took me that long to smoke it; commence eye-rolling) to enjoy a movie and fall asleep. Now I've got a pre-employment UA (Non-DOT).

I've been over 30 days clean from, like, four hits, three days apart, in the last two months. I've done an at home test. Passed it (but haven't tried first urination, yet). I'm not an overly big guy but I'm pretty (read: unreasonably) freaked out by this whole thing.

My question: I do NOT want to sub (waaaaay to nervous for that, plus 0 time to practice) and I definitely do not want to get popped for dilution. I keep seeing folks in the Dilution sticky saying they had tests come back as diluted -- some had employers consider that a fail. SO. Is there a "light" dilution method? In other words, just enough to dilute levels without being caught as diluted? Pre-test, I'll be eating steaks days before, hitting the sports drinks as advised and taking B12, but will ratcheting down the quantities still work to dilute "just enough"?
rareuser Reviewed by rareuser on . Light dilution for assurance? Hey ya'll I know some of you might roll your eyes at this but here's my story: Before last month, I hadn't used in many many years, simply because of crippling paranoia. Recently rolled a J from shake given to me by a pal. Three hits and I was gone daddy gone. So, the use after that was very very light. On July 23 I took 1 1/2 hits off the same J I rolled weeks earlier (yeah, it took me that long to smoke it; commence eye-rolling) to enjoy a movie and fall asleep. Now I've got a Rating: 5