Certo Method..Help Please!

[TooDank]

I'm getting drug tested tommorow and I am wondering if the certo method would work on such short notice. I am gunna get a 32 oz gatorade and mix it with pack of Certo. I am gunna do that about an hour before my test. Im then going to urinate twice or so before the test. Then I am going to take about 1250 mg's of asprin. Before the test I am going to drink 2 cups of water. Please give me some tips or share stories..Thanks.

TooDank Reviewed by TooDank on 05-13-2005. Certo Method..Help Please! I'm getting drug tested tommorow and I am wondering if the certo method would work on such short notice. I am gunna get a 32 oz gatorade and mix it with pack of Certo. I am gunna do that about an hour before my test. Im then going to urinate twice or so before the test. Then I am going to take about 1250 mg's of asprin. Before the test I am going to drink 2 cups of water. Please give me some tips or share stories..Thanks. Rating: 5

[JustanotherMary]

Actully drinking just the gartorade works. I've passed to test using that method..not sure if its just drinking all the liquid that works or the certo mixed with it..but I'm possitive that the gatorade and certo works ..not sure why you'd need to take the asprin with it,,,I didnt and still paased..

[Passdabowl]

There is some evidence that aspirins interfere with the EMIT. Gatorade has the salts in it to keep your specific gravity up .

Some people swear by Certo, but others say it's just the water and dilution.

I took creatine for 2 weeks, and on the day of the test drank two large ice teas and about 32 ounces of gatorade, took vitamin B, and ate about 1000 mg of aspirins. Longtime smoker, 6' 225 lbs. Passed with flying colors. However, without dilution, I was coming up with very, very faint lines on the home dipstick after 45 days. Has a lot to do with your weight, metabolism, and how much/often/long you smoked.

For long-time, everyday smokers that aren't skinny and wirey, I'd say abstain for at least 45 days and use dilution. Substitution is still the best, but some of us don't like the hassle and taking the chance of getting caught.

[ThurgoodJenkins]

what is certo, I have a drug test tomorrow smoked a week before it, 5'8" 150 and I wennt tot he gym witha sweatshirt on, and refereed soccer all weekend (sweated) and have been drinking more before today (the day before the test). I only pisssed like 6 times today but have been pissing a lot omre the whole week. I want to be sure to pass tomorrow morning, I am also going the gym early before the test. is certo like gelatin or soemtihng and is it worth it for me to buy it??? Thanks

[ThurgoodJenkins]

Also, I just realized, if this certo stuff (I found out it is gelatin/used to make jelly) it will make it come up inconclusive because it wont be able to read it and shit. So this method will onlu delay the test. right

[Mr.Spliff]

Certo works so don't judge it just yet until you've actually done it...whatever you said about jelly companies etc, never heard such a thing, but it may delay...not sure

[ma67cpe]

I have used Certo 3 times in the last year for pre-employment drug tests and passed. i dunno, but i trust it, if you do it properly

[MeatRulz]

i heard of this stuff called sure-gel that they sell at wal-mart for like 89 cent thats supposed to make you pass your drug test but its all you can drink the whole day does anyone know about this?

[IamN2pot]

It's the water you drink, not the Certo/SureJell that allows you to pass. The dilution guidelines are linked to in my signature.
Hope that helps. N2