THE REAL TRUTH-FIND OUT EVERYTHING HERE!

[turborunner03t]

1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

3. You are happy, you just donâ??t know it - FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

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turborunner03t Reviewed by turborunner03t on 05-13-2005. THE REAL TRUTH-FIND OUT EVERYTHING HERE! 1. The world is 157 years old - FACT! 2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT! 3. You are happy, you just donâ??t know it - FACT! 4. We all come from the same tree - FACT! 5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT! Rating: 5

[mellow mood]

100% of what u said just up here is bullshit. wtf are you talking about man

[djaio]

this is really cliche, but it fits so well on this board: what have you been smoking and where can i get it?

[turborunner03t]

anyone play GTA

[Ganjamon420]

man you are confused as all hell, sperm doesn't exist......you've seen it under a microscope. These sound like the guidelines of a cult. Peace

[mellow mood]

this seems like a guy that just overdosed on pcp. LOL

[rollinKansas]

that answer was 100% wrong and we are all dumber for having listen to it....i reward you with no points and may god have mercy on your soul...

[ontariogrower]

Hahaha that was hillarious. The sad thing is, I believe it.

[rastabill89]

lol dude lay off the angel dust

[naturalmystic]

that answer was 100% wrong and we are all dumber for having listen to it....i reward you with no points and may god have mercy on your soul...

Hell yes!

(irrelevant quote..but funny) :
"If peeing your pants makes you cool, then consider me Miles Davis"