U/A in 72 hours

[Candyman313]

I have a UA coming up in 3 days, I was a frequent toker but have been clean for a little over 2 weeks. I am 6'2, 185 pounds and need to know if I will be clean or not for my UA. I have been drinking 2-3 liters of water everyday for the last 2 weeks and sweat on a regular basis. I plan on buying an at home test Sunday to see what it has to say but I was going to check in with the experts for their opinion first. Any advice or suggestions would be appreciated.

Candyman313 Reviewed by Candyman313 on 08-02-2013. U/A in 72 hours I have a UA coming up in 3 days, I was a frequent toker but have been clean for a little over 2 weeks. I am 6'2, 185 pounds and need to know if I will be clean or not for my UA. I have been drinking 2-3 liters of water everyday for the last 2 weeks and sweat on a regular basis. I plan on buying an at home test Sunday to see what it has to say but I was going to check in with the experts for their opinion first. Any advice or suggestions would be appreciated. Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

Only a THC test kit (using the first urination of the day) can give you that answer. Each persons body is different and there are too many variables to take into consideration. A THC test kit would give a far more realistic and accurate story on where you stand than any crystal ball or guesswork would.

By doing a Forum Search with the terms "drinking water useless" and "water soluble", you'll discover that drinking a bunch of water in the days leading up to a U/A is of no help.

Sweating is hardly of any help because very little THC is excreted via sweat. You could sweat enough to fill many buckets, yet the amount of THC being excreted would still be miniscule. The rest are being excreted via the urine and bowels.

[Candyman313]

Update- took an at home piss test, failed with flying colors. Suggestions on detox product or substituting? Any would be great this is for a good job that pays more than double my current job. Thanks.

[Burnt Toast]

Update- took an at home piss test, failed with flying colors. Suggestions on detox product or substituting? Any would be great this is for a good job that pays more than double my current job. Thanks.

Subbing with either a clean persons sample or synthetic is the way to go since youve expressed a desire to land that good job. For subbing tips, read up on N2's Substitution 'sticky' thread.

By doing a Forum Search with the terms "detox products scam", you'll discover that all detox products are nothing but a big scam to seperate the credulous from their hard-earned cash.

[Candyman313]

Alright I read the sticky. Great info. I came up with a plan, when they send me to go to the hospital I will meet someone that is clean and have them piss in this air tight cup I have and keep it under my scrotum. If I get the piss right before the test will it still be warm enough once I have to do the test? I have to go to the hospital and they aren't directly going to be watching me. There will be someone in the room with me but a sheet will separate us.

[Burnt Toast]

If I get the piss right before the test will it still be warm enough once I have to do the test?

Depends on ambient temperatures outside and inside the facility. If the facility has their A/C jacked up way high, you may have to step up on insulating the sub container and/or use handwarmer packs.

You should conduct practice drills with heating, stashing, and pouring - using warmed water in place of urine. As the "sticky" points out, practice is the key to a successful sub...practice, practice, practice.

[proletarian]

I did my first practice run today. I put hot water (~98.8 F) in a 3oz oval shaped travel bottle ($2 @ CVS). I placed the bottle in the area between the sack and anus. I wore a pair of compression shorts under my regular boxer briefs to help keep it from sliding around. Sat down with my legs touching both sides of the bottle and measured the temp at 97.4 F after about an hour. I then drove to Walmart and did some shopping with the bottle still in my crotch and returned home about an hour later (20 min. driving/ 40 min. walking around the store). Measured the temp at 95.4 F.