Ok so, i didnt pass shit! But somehow by the act of God or Buddah <----haha
My po told me im getting put on unsupervised probation and ripped up the fucking paperwork for the drug test before i pissed in the cup!!! WTF??? FUCK YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS OMG!!! I was so happy guys. Holy shit. Let me get back to what my plan was, i bought 6 First Check at home piss tests. The cut off on them is 50ng. I drank a gallon and a half of water in 3 hours plus a detox drink called Vale. I was passing the piss tests but BARELY.. The line was there but it was so faint that i believed id have failed. The whizzinator was a waste and looks fake as fuck. The piss hole is like 1/4 inch wide. Fuckn dumb. So, luckily i didnt get to find out what my PO would say about a faint line popping up. My conclusion is that dilution works, but depending on your body type and usage. I am 5'10 160lbs. Low body fat. Pretty damn fast metabolism. I also wasnt smoking to much before this weekend. I did smoke about a gram and a half of some very high quality budzz on Monday, its now Thursday. But all that being said I still believe after a gallon and a half and a detox drink my PO would have failed me...so if your on probation, i know this is NOT what u want to hear. Dont fucking smoke.. I got lucky as a lotto winner. But i learned my damn lesson..
RRR Reviewed by RRR on . Testing Certo and dilution Im an idiot an have been smoking while on felony probation. Im on non reporting and havent been tested in 7 months. I got too comfy. I was exhaling from my roor yesterday and the phone rang. It was my punk ass PO. I have to be there Thursday at 1:30pm. I bought certo, gatorade, aspirin, multi vitamins, and 2 First Check home tests that test at 50ng... I drank a pack of certo and downed a 64oz gatorade in an hour. I waited till my piss was clear and then took a test... FAIL....now im just about Rating: 5