Im an idiot an have been smoking while on felony probation. Im on non reporting and havent been tested in 7 months. I got too comfy. I was exhaling from my roor yesterday and the phone rang. It was my punk ass PO. I have to be there Thursday at 1:30pm. I bought certo, gatorade, aspirin, multi vitamins, and 2 First Check home tests that test at 50ng... I drank a pack of certo and downed a 64oz gatorade in an hour. I waited till my piss was clear and then took a test... FAIL....now im just about to hit hour 3 after my first certo dose. Ive been working on another certo bag with more gatorade and some water. Everytime i pee i drink to make up for what came out. Im peeing about every 10 minutes. I also dropped aspirin, multi vitamin and some azo about 40 minutes ago. I guess im guna keep drinking for another hour and see what my pee tests then. If this method does not work for me i am getting a whizzanator. Only problem with that is once when i was in jail a guy said his PO caught him because it looked fake?? I guess i will have to go look at the weener before i buy it lol. Has anyone ever used the whizzer?? Does it look fake?
RRR Reviewed by RRR on . Testing Certo and dilution Im an idiot an have been smoking while on felony probation. Im on non reporting and havent been tested in 7 months. I got too comfy. I was exhaling from my roor yesterday and the phone rang. It was my punk ass PO. I have to be there Thursday at 1:30pm. I bought certo, gatorade, aspirin, multi vitamins, and 2 First Check home tests that test at 50ng... I drank a pack of certo and downed a 64oz gatorade in an hour. I waited till my piss was clear and then took a test... FAIL....now im just about Rating: 5