Howzit, Shove?

There ya go, gettin' all pragmatic.
It's the best advice.
But it's got no pizzaz!

Now, if you were to purchase a used volvo, rip out the engine, rig a series of pulleys to 10 alternators, then run the 120V DC through an inverter . . .
Much mo' fun than doing it right, yah?

Jus' trin' to cheer a brudder up.

Weeze