Learn The Language Of The Marijuana User

[maryjanemama]

That site is too funny...Hey, parents, anything you're kid says means he's getting high! I bet it's with some of that marijauna dipped in formaldehyde.

[kevy cola]

fucking ridiculous. they can't really be that stupid, can they?

[delatour420]

yes they are really that fucking stupid thank texas the first marijuana ordinance was passed there in 1914 to quote woody harrelson"the law was ineffective at controlling marijuana but it was effective for controlling mexicans

[the moolag]

hahah yeah man i could go for some "lambs bread" right now hahahah WHO SAYS THAT??? if anyone ever said that they would get shot. thats hilarious, and isnt ganja jamaican, not indian? just wondering

i think the term ganja actually IS from india. but jamicans use it as well.

[david420]

http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/m...marijuana2.htm

"Marijuana cigars called blunts have also become popular. To make blunts, users slice open cigars and replace the tobacco with marijuana, often combined with another drug, such as crack cocaine."

I'm sorry, I can't recall the last time I had a blunt with crack cocaine in it.

LOL i dont know anyone who's EVER stuck crack in their blunts ahah

[joker121]

I really hate how people call it 'crack cocaine'. It reminds me of this lady who drives me to school in our carpool, and she got a ll pissy, and started screaming b/c she saw someone driving who looked like she was 'high on drugs'. It's so unspecific!
"Hey guys want to get high on drugs?" "Sure thing g-funk!" "I'm down like a clown Cahrlie Brown!" "for rizzle shizzle, my bizzity bizzity bizzity ibzznizz-a-dizz-razz-ma-tazzz-azzle, aflazzle!"

LOL THE motherfuckers even spelled toke wrong!!!!!!!(toak) lol lol lol LMFAO!!!!!!!

If you probe their site, yeah i know it sounds liek sex, they say that pot is only from sativas. SO if your mom gets mad at you for smoking pot, just explain that your smoking indica, and everyhting will be allright.