I'm beginning to think that Morlboroman and Pisshead are one and the same....

Also, wtf is this prisonplanet.com? ill tell you, it'a nother random-ass conspiracy theory website. This is not the kind of country where peopel can just arrest you for noit joining the army. Maybe they were offering him a clean slate and enlistment instead of jail, but i'm sure he did something criminal before. I knwo you think we live in some crazy 1984 style world, run by the illuminati, but it just ain't like that.