Random Drug Testing

[Lucky2011]

Thank you so much, you have been very helpful. I will be talking to my Lawyer tomorrow because I cannot risk this lady causing problems for me when it's not my fault my body doesn't clean out fast. I'm doing what I'm supposed to, which is to not use! Thanks again :-)

[Lucky2011]

Fluids like powerade or gatorade are more helpful than water because they help keep the S/G (specific gravity) within satisfactory ranges. S/G is tested along with creatinine in order to determine an overly-diluted sample. Drinking a bunch of water causes the S/G and creatinine levels to take a nosedive and thus sending up the "diluted" flags at the lab.[/QUOTE]

Powerade, Gatorade, and Smart Water do not help from my experience this past week. Got a call from my PO that my sample was diluted and I was given a warning that it better not happen again! I don't know how diluting works for anyone because I didn't even drink a huge amount and my sample was rejected. I had to go in the next day to re-take my test....not cool! THC sucks!!!

[Lucky2011]

I am really lost here and am looking for some advice. I have random UA's for probation as I have said before and am having a major problem getting this THC out of my system. I took a test May 23rd and I was at 144ng and I took another test June 4th and she called this morning to say I am back up to 163ng. How is this possible?? I am almost 60 without using anything except my meds from my Pancreatitis. I swear on my children's lives I am not using and if it's the same when I go back today, she is going to send it to the judge. All I drink is water or powerade and I am a vegetarian, what could be doing this? I am so confused right now and my life is literally on the line. Does anyone know what could make my levels rise when I don't use cannabis anymore, haven't for almost 60 days? I am following the rules to the letter and I just can't get this out of my system, I don't understand how this can be happening. Has this happened to anyone else?

[JayMcdibbledabbins]

Get your medical cards and prescription information as soon as you go to your PO's office and show her, for precaution you can get some ultra mask that shit works wonders, i work at a very large hospital in houston and we get drug screened regularly and they dont test it there they send it up to a lab in michigan for my levels to be read etc etc. i pass everytime because of it and they say my levels are perfect. Give it a shot better safe then sorry and if you do get it make sure you take it an hour before and drink lots of water pee atleast 2 times before you pee in the cup. I hope I was some help, its happened to a couple of my friend and ultra mask has never failed.

[Lucky2011]

She has all my info and swear my Chronic Pancreatitis wouldn't affect my tests. I don't see how that can be true when it affects my metabolism and my ability to break down fats of any kind. I tried the dilution method and my test came up as diluted and I had to go retake it. If that ever happens again, I'm getting violated. I haven't touched anything in almost 60 days and I don't go around anyone who does use. Does it matter what time of day I take my test? I always go in the mornings

[Burnt Toast]

Get your medical cards and prescription information as soon as you go to your PO's office and show her, for precaution you can get some ultra mask that shit works wonders, i work at a very large hospital in houston and we get drug screened regularly and they dont test it there they send it up to a lab in michigan for my levels to be read etc etc. i pass everytime because of it and they say my levels are perfect. Give it a shot better safe then sorry and if you do get it make sure you take it an hour before and drink lots of water pee atleast 2 times before you pee in the cup. I hope I was some help, its happened to a couple of my friend and ultra mask has never failed.

All of those so-called "masks" and cleansers work via the principle of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. The dilution factor is what serves as the "mask". All what youre doing is diluting the THCA concentration that is present in the bladder. Nothing magical or special here. You can accomplish the same thing for $$$ less by using vitamin B2 and water.

In summary, "detox" products and "masks" are nothing but a big scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed and credulous and taking their cash. Cannabis users are victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these vulturing scam artists swooping down into the mix.

[FreddieFreeloader]

Lucky, you need to have your attorney go straight at this PO asking, "what medical school they went too and more specifically ask what function the pancreas has within the body (what does it do)." The correct answer is it's function is to help the digestive tract absorb nutrients specifically in digestion within the small intestine by producing enzymes that further breakdown all we intake into either carbohydrates, proteins and lipids in the chyme." As one who says he has chronic pancreatic condition frankly you really should know cause then you'd know your body is definitely slower in the metabolism of anything! The PO is blowing smoke on what really happens in drug testing as the first rule is everybody is different and reacts to testing differently. A high metabolism thin person cleans out faster than an overweight slow metabolism person. You can be skinny and still have high counts due to the slowness of your body processing due to the inflammation of your pancreas. What is normal is you should be clean within 30 days generally speaking unless you are obese by more than 20%. Your normal is probably double that and the PO hasn't got a clue. Frankly, the attorney should threaten to sue the PO.

[Dabs4all]

As long as your levels continue to drop no judge is going to revoke you and would probably reprimand the PO for wasting the courts time. If this continues I would suggest asking your lawyer to file the necessary paperwork for a change of PO. Continuously dropping levels show no use any additional use would raise the levels noticeably. No humans process substances the same there are too many variables to account for.