i uesd to volunteer in a nursing home and i knew 3 of the senior citizens there smoked weed...i dont know how they got it, i mean, would you sell some dank to an 82 year old man? or maybe their kids got it for them, anyways, one time i walked in on this new man there, he was in his 70's and pretty bad shape, he was also smoking a joint, a nice joint...he looked so scared and i thought he had a heart atack, he looked me in the face and said "if you dont tell anyone ill suck your dick"...i was like..."EWWWWW"













so he was suckin my dick, and i stole his weed, turned out to be moldy tobacco
koshea Reviewed by koshea on . Where's Starcommander? Where is that guy? I sure could use another funny, crazy ass story right now.. Rating: 5