I always smoke by myself in this small town filled with people who do not appreciate the finer things in life I made this cheap water bong out of a frappucino bottle with a straw,zebra pen stuff and gum well Im standing there taking a toke then through the window i see my aunt coming to the storage shed I am in at the time and I think as fast as i can I put the bong underneath the sink in a cabinet and then I look at the weed I set it by the bong but then it drops to the floor and now the door is opening my aunts coming in i throw the pill bottle full of scwag to the back of the cabinet My aunt comes around the corner and is like "what are you doing here" I say "Im looking for a computer mouse you would'nt happen to know where one is would you?" she says no and I leave being high im paranoid as shit that she will find my stuff well my two aunts end up being in the shed looking for something hell if i know. when I came back in the house after they left I found the frappucino bottle ON TOP ON THE SINK MY HEART STOPPED i was like "oh shit they left to go tell my parents im screwed " but after further investigation I found the pill bottle of weed in exactly the place I threw it! imagine if i wouldve put it by the bottle I would've been so screwed I guess my aunt is somewhat stupid maybe she thought this bottle with light brown murky water with a METEL BOWL on top lol was just some strange contaption they had previously put there well anyways I lit up about 5 minutes after this and everything was much better I was left redeyed to reminese over this heart pounding incident....whooooo
mikeo14 Reviewed by mikeo14 on . Funny Near Busts Anyone have a funny near-bust experience. You know, the kind that scare the shit out of you when its happening but you laugh about later. My two best are: Years ago me and a buddy were heading back to Chicago from a Dead show at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin. I don't know about now but back then , if you were smart, you didn't speed or do anything illegal in your car while in Wisconsin cause the cops there had nothing better to do than bust you. We weren't too smart. We were doing about 75 in Rating: 5