Funny Near Busts

[LearyS Disciple]

i like your signature justinsane cuz i love celbration of the lizard haha
yeah im pretty high lol

[ShamanicHippy]

I was at this big ass party where there was no parents and lots of booze and reefer and the cops come in to bust it and I was like shitting myself upstairs. and one of the sober kids is talkin to him and I could hear them from the stairs and it turned out that they had the wrong house. I told myself after that, that I would never go to a big party ever again. oh well

[BoboGanja]

Speaking of big parties... I was at this random party that I got pulled into (though once the weed and alcohol came out, I didn't mind) for some reason. Well, I had JUST finished my third bowl of this REALLY dank shit, you know, laughing at everything and all, and this dude that had passed out in the parking lot got fuckin ran over by some stoned guy! It was right in front of me! Everyone was flipping out and panicking, and when it was announced that the cops and the ambulance was on the way... It cleared out. Me and my friends were all waiting at another guy's house for over two hours before the all clear was given.

It was some freaky shit, but the party was really chill after that.

[Edd]

yeah, don't get violent over weed, it gives it and its users everywhere a bad name. The argument behind legalization is that Marijuana is not as harmful as other drugs, and that compared to alcohol, is less dangerous. People fucking other people up over bud is not a step foward in this cause.

i had nothing to do with this part, i guess when you tip of main dealers to the cops they dont like it much. he decieded to do what he thought was the best thing to do

[cotch and bun]

hahaha! police dont bother busting us in the UK any more! unless your being a proper dick to them. they usually just dont want to know cos its such a waste of time for them to be busting us and doing all the paperwork when they could be catching axe murderers and rapists...glad i dont live in the united police state of america lol

[JeffJFromKCMO]

Yeah it was like super troopers. we had two bowls goin around a 4 man rotation, and as soon as we set them down a cop flicks his lights on. he follows us for about a mile then flies by us doin like 105. it was cool but i was so scared. then another time we were parked up at a river and about to fish, but we just finished a j. a cop rolls up behind us and flicks his cherries. i saw him but was quiet and my buddy i was with gave me like a deathly scared look on his face. we had just stepped out of the car and he said "you boys alright" we just said yeah just doin some fishin. and then he left. whew

[seagull123]

I was living in Shanghai China, studying Chinese language, a while back. Weed was pretty scarce, actually non-existant, but I could always find hash from some of the Uighur people living there. Although Chinese, Uighurs are Muslim and come from the area of China bordering Afghanistan and always had hash.

In a country with several billion people finding a secluded place to smoke can be pretty tough but I had found a pretty cool spot in a local park. So after scoring a nice ball of hash I grabbed the old tobacco pipe I had found and headed off to a nice seculded bench tucked into the trees. No sooner had I taken a big hit when this old Chinese cop comes walking up behind me.

Being a foriegner I stuck out like a sore thumb so everyone would check me out and this cop was no exception. So here I am, sitting there holding the pipe full of hash, with this cop standing about two feet away checking me out. I'm having visions of spending my life in a Chinese prison when, "Jesus Christ!!", he starts talking to me. A cop talking to a foriegner attracted more attention and now there are about 10 people just standing around watching. I'm totally trippin out when I start to realize this guy has no idea that I'm doing something illegal. I guess that pot and hash are rare enough there that it not a smell that every cop would instantly recognize and he attributed what I was doing as just being something weird and foriegn. After what seemed like an eternity I got my wits together, looked at my watch, and said I had to go. And that was that. Needless to say I found a better place to smoke that the local park.

Anyone else have some fun stories like these. I'd love to hear them

Yo, man, you gotta help me with this. Im originally from China and I just went back to Shanghai and Im going to stay there for about three months. (From mid May to end of August) Right now I really want to smoke weed. Actually I dont smoke too often. When I was in the states, I smoke with two of my bros from my college about once a week. We are all recreational users, we just smoke talk and chill. I can live without weed for three months fine, but right now I really think smoking some weed will make my stay in Shanghai so much better. I know you have stayed in Shanghai and bought weed there, do you still have the contact? If you can email me the info to [email protected], that would be much appreciated. Thanx, man.

[Fengzi]

Yo, man, you gotta help me with this. Im originally from China and I just went back to Shanghai and Im going to stay there for about three months. (From mid May to end of August) Right now I really want to smoke weed. Actually I dont smoke too often. When I was in the states, I smoke with two of my bros from my college about once a week. We are all recreational users, we just smoke talk and chill. I can live without weed for three months fine, but right now I really think smoking some weed will make my stay in Shanghai so much better. I know you have stayed in Shanghai and bought weed there, do you still have the contact? If you can email me the info to [email protected], that would be much appreciated. Thanx, man.

I never had any steady contact while in Shanghai and even if I did, I lived there back in '96-'97 so I doubt they'd be around anymore. Whenever I wanted to score I'd go get some hash from the Xinjiang guys that hang out in front of the Bank of China down on Waitan. I think the street is Zhongshan Lu, just North of Nanjing Dong Lu. They would always ask me "change money?" "hashish?" when I walked by. I'm a white guy though, so I stuck out like a sore thumb, and I don't know if they'd ask someone who was Chinese or at least didn't look like a tourist. In any case just head down to the bank, I suspect they'll still be there.

[zarathustra]

One day, I was smoking in a friend's garage. We finished up, and the girl in our group hid the bowl on her person. About twenty seconds later a cop kicks the door in and walks in with his gun raised. He frisks me and my male friend, and finds nothing. We explain that we're friends with the adolescent of the house, who gave us permission to smoke ciggarettes in the relative warmth, and that the motrher was over-reacting when she called, so he left us alone. I get back to school, and the same cop is there to give us a talk about the dangers of ecstacy. Ah, the hijinx of high school.

[Bain fArt]

Well saw this thread and cause I had a funny ass experience last night, I'll post....
Wel lI was smmokign a bowl in this yard a ta friends house..her fpasrents were out and there wer elike 50 peopel there...Anyway her dad coems home and starts chasing me around the yard cause he sees me smoking...Me being as hig has i am I jus tstart laughing and runnign away...He was literally RIGHT behind me almost TOUCHING me with his outstretched fignertips...This geeked me otu really bad but I was still just ahead fo him otu of his reach...well everyone saw this out the window and they evacuated with the alcohol out the back while I was being chased so finally when I hoppe din my friends car and drove off away from the crazy mofo he got inside and wasnt the wiser of a aparty