Me and my sister went into town to get some chicken at about 12 one night and i brought my bowl and some DANK nugs. We pull outta my drive way and i tak a hit right when i blow it out a cop drives by. Then we get there and theres a cop road block and we get past that and see the chicken place is closed. as i joke i say lets go to white castle because i live in NJ. Long story short we end up in Newark at 3 in the morning high as fuck driveing around when my sister sees a cop and takes the next right to avoid him but goes into a dead end. the cop comes out and thinks were trying to buy herion. im sitting on the bowl and the 1/8 and then my sister relizes she donest have her licence or her incerence and she fuckin blazed. the retard cop belives our bullshit and shows us the way back to my town over and hour away. i smoked a fat bowl for that douche bag on the way home
Dutchmaster Reviewed by Dutchmaster on . Funny Near Busts Anyone have a funny near-bust experience. You know, the kind that scare the shit out of you when its happening but you laugh about later. My two best are: Years ago me and a buddy were heading back to Chicago from a Dead show at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin. I don't know about now but back then , if you were smart, you didn't speed or do anything illegal in your car while in Wisconsin cause the cops there had nothing better to do than bust you. We weren't too smart. We were doing about 75 in Rating: 5