Funny Near Busts

[Bunkyhope]

well i was home alone for the weekend, and had some kick ass orange hydro buds... so im out on the front verandah, bout 9am, in clear view of anyone who decided to walk past...so ive jsut takne a huuuuge drag,a nd look to my right, and my next door neighbour walks out my front gate after feeding our pets...... he look s over and hes all 'oh, hi there! what are u doing?"..and i was trying to speak really weakly so the smoke did pour oput my mouth..i jsut basically gave 1 word answers for about a minute as he tried to converse with me...as soon as he was outta sight i exhaled the lungfull that made me wanna explode...needless to say, i ran inside..thne had some more...word

[Oli]

Yesterday there were 3 of us waiting for our friend to get off work (he works at a fish+chip shop). So we're sitting there passing around a couple of joints, and we see this plane circling round directly above us, we don't think anything of it. After about 10mins and another joint, it's still there. We start getting a little freaked out cos it had blue markings all over it. Then my friend gets off work, comes out and tells us there was a cop in his shop listening to his radio. He'd just got a call from a spotter plane telling him to look out for 3 kids acting suspicious...

[yoda]

last summer, me and 2 friends snuck out this one kid's house to go smoke. those little stone signs in most neighborhoods(atleast in MD anyways) that haevt eh enighborhood's name on it, we smoked behind that cause tehre was a big ass tree on the other side. after a few bowls, a fire truck is coming and it stops right next to where we are. we just get up and run like hell(leaving glasses, a bowl, and 2 bags of bud). the next day we came back to recover our shit. a few days later, i learned there was a fire in the next court over, which is why the fire truck showed up.

[mikeo14]

I always smoke by myself in this small town filled with people who do not appreciate the finer things in life I made this cheap water bong out of a frappucino bottle with a straw,zebra pen stuff and gum well Im standing there taking a toke then through the window i see my aunt coming to the storage shed I am in at the time and I think as fast as i can I put the bong underneath the sink in a cabinet and then I look at the weed I set it by the bong but then it drops to the floor and now the door is opening my aunts coming in i throw the pill bottle full of scwag to the back of the cabinet My aunt comes around the corner and is like "what are you doing here" I say "Im looking for a computer mouse you would'nt happen to know where one is would you?" she says no and I leave being high im paranoid as shit that she will find my stuff well my two aunts end up being in the shed looking for something hell if i know. when I came back in the house after they left I found the frappucino bottle ON TOP ON THE SINK MY HEART STOPPED i was like "oh shit they left to go tell my parents im screwed " but after further investigation I found the pill bottle of weed in exactly the place I threw it! imagine if i wouldve put it by the bottle I would've been so screwed I guess my aunt is somewhat stupid maybe she thought this bottle with light brown murky water with a METEL BOWL on top lol was just some strange contaption they had previously put there well anyways I lit up about 5 minutes after this and everything was much better I was left redeyed to reminese over this heart pounding incident....whooooo

[brrg744]

I was driving smaking a bowl with a few friends. It was raining and my car had very shitty tires so i lodt controll on a turn and slammed right into a no parking sign. The unlucky thing was that there were 2 pigs parked like 5 feet away from me. When i roled down the window some smoke came out right into the cops face. I was high as hell and fucked up on all the questions the cop asked me. He even checked my eyes with a flashlight and at the end of all this he gave me a 75$ icket for wreckess driving. I got away with the weed