Ants

[OreO]

Last year with the crazy secadas(sp, i know i got that one wrong) me and 2 of my friends were smoking a blunt and i saw one of the secadas as we were blowing shotguns. I was like "hey its prob up for some smoke," so i blew it one of the best shotties i have ever blown. After one second it just tipped over on its back and we couldnt stop laughin...i think it was one of the funniest times ive ever had smoking.

[A Foo Says]

I had an antfarm once, those fellas didn't grow shit. I thought they'd whip up some carrots or something, but no! And you know what, If i pulled their legs off they'd look like snowmen.

[koshea]

i had an antfarm in my room, i blew smoke in their airhole every time i smoked and after a few days they started making circular tunnels..like, it was a circle, no beginning or end, they would just walk in circles, over and over....that, or the didnt finish the circles..lol...it was like a "C"...i think they got lazy...plus they started eating eachother..lol, extreme munchies i guess

[powair]

i had an antfarm in my room, i blew smoke in their airhole every time i smoked and after a few days they started making circular tunnels..like, it was a circle, no beginning or end, they would just walk in circles, over and over....that, or the didnt finish the circles..lol...it was like a "C"...i think they got lazy...plus they started eating eachother..lol, extreme munchies i guess

That's fucking hilarious!

[PureEvil760]

have a recreation of the trojan war, give them toothpicks for spears and cocktail sticks shaped like swords for uh..swords then u can chop them up and impale them while they are fighting eachother. Throw a celabration for the winning team of ants have medevil music and stuff...eat some chicken or somthin

[Hektik]

hahaha i used to burn em with a magnifying glass. good times good times

[hardon]

am i the only one that just stepped on em????

[GHoSToKeR]

Maybe if it was an animal animal, not an insect, but its a stupid insect so

dude, an insect is still a livin creature.. i try not to even step on bugs accidently when im walkin outside

but hey, to each his own, right?

[Hektik]

lol i'm the guy who tries to swerve into the cat in the road for +10 points.

[4252]

I don't like ants, they fight dirty; go for the ankles. But I'm not for cruelty either.

So, if you're genocidally inclined, but need a rationalle, say, getting them out of your kitchen, here's a home remedy:

For starters, ants can't fart. Any Entimologists here, please verify this, it's a matter of faith with me. If you make a mixture of honey, yeast, and some water, and put it within reach of where they forage, they'll go for it with a an antlike, boundless enthusiasm. They'll swarm and eat like pigs. They'll take it home to the kids. The yeast will somehow form an increasing gas pressure inside the target ant, and it'll have no way to vent it. So, they don't have much else to do but explode, eventually. Or maybe just quietly burst, I'm not sure. Anyway, all the ants that got a free meal next to your kitchen sink or under the cats' dish will within a couple of days, be too blown up and dead to discuss it much with the other ants.

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