Chronicling my Drug Testing Experiment

[vertigoonthevex]

Hello All,

I am creating this forum to chronicle my current experience with drug testing for marijuana. To give a little back story first on my case I have been in the process of on-boarding with a company on a "Contract-to-hire" basis. This process typically does not require a drug test, but a basic background check; therefore I didn't feel that I would need to concern myself with passing a drug. Well the company did offer the job to me, but I turned it down because I just wasn't comfortable with "Contract-to-hire" piece. To my delight, the company and contracting firm agree to bring me on Full-Time starting April 17th. Please note that I have not idea if I will even be required to do a drug test and the employer hasn't stated so; but I am not going to risk a 6 figure opportunity on a

With that being said I've decided to chronicle my experience in full detail to get your feedback on tips and tricks and my own thoughts on the process. I plan on sampling and writing my body size and type, in home drug testing kits, and various detoxification products that I plan to sample prior to my potential drug test.

vertigoonthevex Reviewed by vertigoonthevex on 04-04-2013. Chronicling my Drug Testing Experiment Hello All, I am creating this forum to chronicle my current experience with drug testing for marijuana. To give a little back story first on my case I have been in the process of on-boarding with a company on a "Contract-to-hire" basis. This process typically does not require a drug test, but a basic background check; therefore I didn't feel that I would need to concern myself with passing a drug. Well the company did offer the job to me, but I turned it down because I just wasn't Rating: 5

[vertigoonthevex]

To begin the experiment I will describe myself to help give you an idea of my size and habits.

Weight: 225 LBS
Height: 6' Feet
Build: Average / Big Boned structured
Diet: Vegetarian
Smoking: Occasional Smoker / Mostly a weekend toker

[vertigoonthevex]

For the experiment I decided that I would do everything in my power to pass this Urine test and that I would spend as much money as necessary to pass this test. The last time I spoke was on Friday, March 22nd prior to my spring break and got the good news about my job opportunity during my vacation.

At that point I decided that I would do whatever it took. The first step that I've taken to try and detox with a product you can by at GNC and your local headshop called Herbal Clean Premium Detox. this is a pretty intense cleansing product and requires a tremendous amount of dedication to do it. I started this process this past Saturday, March 30th and have two days left. I personally dont feel that much different than what I did before. However, given the strict regiment I have already lost 5 LBS.

Apart of this process I decided that I would need to purchases a take home drug testing kit (10 pack) which I purchased on Amazon for $8 dollars. They were labeled as "Instant Single Panel Drug Test Kit" and are supposed to pick up traces of marijuana up to 50ng/ML, which is the standard amount your local lab will look for. I took this test yesterday, April 3rd, 12 days being clean and half way through my Detox regiment and came back positive. So I can at least verify that these product do work. I plan to retake this test this coming weekend after I have completed the cleaning process. I will update everyone with my results.

[vertigoonthevex]

Dilution: I also decided that I would attempt to go the path of dilution. I have purchased 2x Detoxify Brand XXTRA CLEAN products and a Detoxify Brand GO CLEAN Herbal Cleans. I intend to take one product on April 16th, the day prior to my job start. I will first take a urine sample to see if I come back positive or negative.

On a side note, I attempted to contact a traditional drug testing lab your employer would send you to try and test out the Detoxify Brand XXTRA, but the Lab informed me that I would need to get a doctors orders. I am working on getting a doctors orders to see if I can test this method out as well. I will keep you posted on this.

[Burnt Toast]

The first step that I've taken to try and detox with a product you can by at GNC and your local headshop called Herbal Clean Premium Detox. this is a pretty intense cleansing product and requires a tremendous amount of dedication to do it.

I took this test yesterday, April 3rd, 12 days being clean and half way through my Detox regiment and came back positive. So I can at least verify that these product do work.

Dilution: I also decided that I would attempt to go the path of dilution.

When using those magic "detox" potions, you have gone the path of dilution.

ALL detox products "work" because of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. These products do not rid the body of THC, as the sales pitches would like the consumer to believe. All youre accomplishing is that youre diluting the THCA concentration that is present in your bladder. The dilution phenomena (regardless if it was the result of the magic potions or any other dilution technique) however, is only temporary - once the fluids consumed had all been urinated out, the bladder is replenished with fresh THCA-laden urine and thus the donor is right back to square one.

In summary, "detox" products are nothing but a big scam to captialize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uinformed and credulous, and taking their hard-earned cash. You can spend an obscene amount of money on a magic elixir, and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished by using just vitamin B2 and water. Cannabis users are victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these vulturing scam artists swooping down into the mix.

There is no product that can permanently rid the body of THC. The only proven way to permanently rid the body of THC is time and fat-burning exercise.