Having someone else go take my hair test for me?

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Could we get away with it?

You could. But if you didn't?

Let us assume you could and did get away with it. What is to stop them from randomly testing you in the future... when you are out of state for that job? What happens if they somehow found out? Fraud is still a punitive damage you could get stuck with if it is a contractual job.