I type just fine, even when I'm really stoned (like now), because I've mastered the backspace key. Turns out all you have to do is push it and you have the opportunity to correct any mistake. Who'd a thunk?

Anyhow, I never really named any of my pieces. I used to have a bong that I shared with my friend, and he felt it needed a name, so we named it Deep Blue (it was deep and blue) after the chess-playing supercomputer thingy.