Dilution doesn't work for me :-S, what am I doing wrong?

[MD11]

Hi Guys!

I have been reading your threads here for quite a while and I have to say that you really seem to take care of each other, giving good advices and always trying to stay positive (negative) .

Now to my problem. I have been reading a couple of the threads regarding dilution. And of course, I've tried. But all I get is another positive test (First Check hometests).
My situation: Been smoking regularly for 3 months, every day and a couple of joints each day. So I guess you could consider me a heavy smoker. I have been clean now for 5 days and I am of course planning to extend those clean days as long as it is possible (until the drug screening).
What I have been doing: Drinking huge amounts of water, eating lots of B-12 vitamines and creatine. Then I, as advised here, have been waiting a couple of hours and first taken the test after the third time of voiding.

But still, positive .

This is really serious, my whole career kind of depends on this and I am in desperate need of advice.

Please help me :sadcrying

MD11 Reviewed by MD11 on 03-24-2013. Dilution doesn't work for me :-S, what am I doing wrong? Hi Guys! I have been reading your threads here for quite a while and I have to say that you really seem to take care of each other, giving good advices and always trying to stay positive (negative) :). Now to my problem. I have been reading a couple of the threads regarding dilution. And of course, I've tried. But all I get is another positive test (First Check hometests). My situation: Been smoking regularly for 3 months, every day and a couple of joints each day. So I guess you could Rating: 5

[IgotQuestions]

Dude just sub. Subbing is full proof as long as it isn't expired and the right temp at collection time. 90-100 degrees. I was in your situation and I was dirty and failed two weeks out.

[MD11]

Would love to do that. The problem is, my test will be supervised without any sorts of privacy. To put it into simple english. The guy/girl will watch my dick while I pee.

[Burnt Toast]

Dilution techniques (regardless of configuration) are not a 100% sure thing. They can backfire if the THCA concentration in the bladder is too high. For most heavy smokers, it would be virtually impossible to dilute that concentration enough without sending the creatinine and S/G values into a downward spiral and sending up the red flags at the lab.

This is really serious, my whole career kind of depends on this and I am in desperate need of advice.

The problem is, my test will be supervised without any sorts of privacy. To put it into simple english. The guy/girl will watch my dick while I pee.

For employment-related situations, observed collections can only happen if the donor had been suspected of tampering. In any observed situations, the observer must be the same gender as the donor - no exceptions. This is clearly outlined in the regulations mandated by the DHHS in which all certified facilities must adhere to.

[Kaneykins]

youve been clean 5 days big deal. ive been clean 144 days and counting.