"hi, my name is Terrell. the first time i popped the shrooms was when i was in the carribeans. i went into the supermarket, and i saw they sold the shrooms there. i bought 1/8 of a pound and took it. after about half an hour, it started affecting me. i was like in my own world. suddently the most unexpectable character appeared, kermit the frog. i started talkin to him, and he pointed a knife at me. i dont remember what he told me, but aimed a knife at me." ----I didnt write that but its funny as shit lol