My friends pinched my lighters all the time.
So I started buying pink bics.
That slowed the male friends down.

Then I got one of those "yoyo" holders and tied a string to the lighter.
Kinda worked but was clumsy and made me look cheap.

Hell! it was cheap.
(I need to stop playing from greed.)

So I ate some kind of mushroom and thought about it.

Aum!!

Life is short.

Imagine some love.

Now, think with it

Ahhhh.

Nipped on down to Costo and bought a pallet-o-bics.
(Cost less than a good meal out.)
Now I give all my guests their very own lighter, in their favorite color, and I never run out.
(They keep losing them in my couch cushions, along with enough spare change to show a profit on the deal. )

Life is short, my friends.

Aloha nui loa,

Weezard