synthetic urine? pre-employment drug test

[scared crooked]

I have a pre-employment drug test sometime in the next week (I think...they haven't given me a date)

I have a Rx for cannabis, as I was diagnosed with brain cancer last year (but im in remission and im fine now But I am still a daily smoker and my metabolism is NOT fast by any stretch of the imagination.
I'm so desperate for assistance! Please read and reply of you have had success or failed and can advise against a certain brand.....

Before posting this I read many threads on dilution, substitution, and detoxing.
My first instinct is that substitution would be the best since diluting or using a cleanser might be detected if it makes my urine too water-y or gatorade colored/ smelling chemically.

However, some of the substitution posts were discussing condoms and bag ties and getting urine from someone smoke-free I do not know anyone smoke free who would be not freaked out by my asking them for urine!

My question is, is there anyone out there who has used synthetic urine and failed or gotten caught??
If yes, which brand(s)?

Also, I have read positive AND negative reviews about Monkey Wizz and Quick Fix Plus, and TestClear (dehydrated human urine). I have no idea which one to use!
Also, some people said using synthetic urine is all about practice, but I can't afford to buy 3 $50 sets of synthetic urine to practice with!

PLEASE HELP!!!

scared crooked Reviewed by scared crooked on 02-17-2013. synthetic urine? pre-employment drug test I have a pre-employment drug test sometime in the next week (I think...they haven't given me a date) I have a Rx for cannabis, as I was diagnosed with brain cancer last year (but im in remission and im fine now:) But I am still a daily smoker and my metabolism is NOT fast by any stretch of the imagination. I'm so desperate for assistance! Please read and reply of you have had success or failed and can advise against a certain brand..... Before posting this I read many threads on Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

You dont need to buy a bunch of synthetic urine bottles to conduct "practice drills". Most, if not all, brands of premixed synthetic urine can be heated and reheated over and over, which is ideal for practice drills.

And you can also conduct your practice drills using water. :thumbsup:

[Short]

P Sure synthetic just saved me my 60k a year job! The testing company was MEDTOX. I've heard testing companies are catching on and finding ways to tell if the sample is synthetic. But, it's been a week now, and I haven't heard any bad news. Thank you P SURE! If you choose to go with synthetic, just make sure you check the temp on the bottle a few minutes before you go in to take the test. Good luck fellow tokers!!!

[FirstSubNervous]

I am 9 days post my test, Used Quick Fix.. still doing my job.

[MissSmokinHot]

was your urine sent to a lab?? mine was a 5 panel non dot split specimen, im so worried its gonna come back synethic after bein sent to lab...ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE URINE SENT TO A LAB AND PASSED??? RECENTLY? AND WITH SYNTHETIC?? please im so scared!!

[Burnt Toast]

was your urine sent to a lab?? mine was a 5 panel non dot split specimen, im so worried its gonna come back synethic after bein sent to lab...ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE URINE SENT TO A LAB AND PASSED??? RECENTLY? AND WITH SYNTHETIC?? please im so scared!!

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