Well FMulligan, I could believe that you don't even own a single gun, and that the thought of one makes you quiver in your boots. Just like you choose to believe that I am not a psychopathic cop killing well-armed madman.

How will I not get caught with my untracable M4? Well, you see, I am the sickest shot in the world easily. I don't know if you have ever seen the legendary Rambo series? Well i'm at least twice as good as that. Shit if I wanted to I could dismantle the entiere US government, piece by piece, YOU HEAR ME? PIECE BY PIECE!

After that I'll forcibly take over Mexico and live in a grand estate, having sex with latino chicks constantly, and smoking the finest herb I stole from the gov'ts area 51 marijuana reasarch laboratory.