Well, I went ahead and took the test yesterday. After consistently testing negative with my first void of the day, I decided to just go ahead and take the test with some light dilution instead of subbing. As it turns out, subbing probably would have been an easy endeavor with the appropriate practice. It was your typical "blue toilet water, nurse shuts door" routine, and she just sat at a desk behind the door filling out paper work. I never got the hernia check that I was expecting either.

I am a little nervous, but I tested negative yesterday morning before I went in, and used two different testing kit brands in the days leading up to ensure I didn't buy a bad batch of them. From everything I've read, I should be good to go. I'll be back to let everyone know what my results are.