Does Velveeta Cheese help you pass a drug test?

[freebird]

I have a pre emp drug test in a couple of days. My friend recently told me he knew a guy on probation that would eat an entire block of velveeta cheese, drink a shit load of cranberry juice, and load up on water the day before the test and he never failed a one. Has anyone ever heard of this?

freebird Reviewed by freebird on 05-10-2005. Does Velveeta Cheese help you pass a drug test? I have a pre emp drug test in a couple of days. My friend recently told me he knew a guy on probation that would eat an entire block of velveeta cheese, drink a shit load of cranberry juice, and load up on water the day before the test and he never failed a one. Has anyone ever heard of this? Rating: 5

[EverydayJunglist]

lol

[bongo]

Get stoned, eat lots of mac and cheese, then make a few cocktails. Then pass your test the next day. How great would that be

[SirSmokeAlot422]

LMFAO!!! I bet he could not shit for a week!

[freebird]

yeah i thought it was kind of a joke too, but he was serious. anyway, i just wanted to see if anyone else has heard of this.

[4Lyfe]

Who the fuck would experiment that... Yea I'm gonna see if this block of velveeta cheese and this cranberry juice will do the trick.

[OreO]

aint cheese a fatty food? i mean thc sticks to fat so that wouldnt work...he prob just drank enough juice to get him by

[SyKo]

if anything it was the water he drank before the test lol

[mrparty81]

jesus thats retarded and what a nice combo...velveeta and cranberry juice...im sure that took a lot of thinking to come up with a combo like that