Quote Originally Posted by Ivanhoe

I got the damn job!!!! WooHoo!!!!! :rastabanna:

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Test Result: negative - as pure as the driven snow! I got the job, retained my liberties, did not render genetic material to an unknown entity, and gave the establishment a good kick in the ass!

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Truly amazing!

Ivanhoe
That's pretty amazing. I would never have guessed that Quick-Fix would have fooled a major lab like Quest. This really gives me quite a lot of hope, and it's also very telling: if Quest were so interested in stopping fakes, then these posts – especially such recent posts – would not exist. This may be the tin-foil hat wearing guy in me, but I'm beginning to get the feeling that Quest doesn't really care too much about whether or not people pass the test; they just care about getting their money. The tin-foil hat wearing guy also thinks that this is very much like a failing school in a failing district: they can't fail everyone, or else they'll get closed down; ergo, they pass students who would otherwise fail. Similarly, Quest could easily test for urea if they wanted to. If Quest popped everybody for trying to cheat the tests, far less people would be employed! Employers ultimately don't want to spend much time and money recruiting only to have all their top choices disqualified at the last step by a little weed.

In any case, this proves to me that I don't have to go through an uncomfortable and lengthy detox/cleansing process if I get offered another job. I need my medication, and it is my personal belief that drug-free workplace policy is nothing more than a sham: just another way to continue to stigmatize cannabis and demonize those who use it.

Thanks all, especially to Ivanhoe. I'm an older worker, like yourself, and supremely good at what I do. My cannabis use doesn't affect that one single bit. I think you're awesome, and you've really helped to put my mind at ease.

WAY TO STICK IT TO THE MAN!!!