Favourite EVER Saying!

[Looker]

"OK ..but wash it first...."

[makor01]

I have 2 favorites.

"if"

"If if was a fifth we'd all be drunk, and if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle"

then there is the famous:

"as long as i owe you,...you cant say i havent paid you back."

[EverydayJunglist]

three things my grandad always said to me that stuck with me for some reason:
1.When u ask for 5 ones should you ask for five one,because how can ones be plural???!!
2.What is up when people say holy cow?Is that a reliogios cow
3.I don't understand why we didn't drop a bomb on the million man march,we had em' all in one spot.

[ezjim]

nothin says lovin like doin a cousin

[EverydayJunglist]

nothin says lovin like doin a cousin

yea,y'all virginians are pretty accustomed to fucking your cousin,eh???

[BostonToker]

"How about we play a game of hide and go fuck yourself"

[powair]

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it.

hehe thats not my favourite but it popped into my head.

[Reefer Rogue]

"How about we play a game of hide and go fuck yourself"

Ha, that was from the versatility of the word "Fuck" cartoon thingy. Hmm, my fav saying, i dunno but the saying i probably say the most is "your gran blad" or "who the fuck is akboo" just inside joke shit.

[LOVElife]

WOW cheers for the replys didnt think ppl would be interested!

"to be honest am just another bored male approaching thirty in a dead end job, who lives for the weekend, casual sex, watered down lager, heavily cut drugs, and occasionally kicking fuck outta someone, as you can probably tell by my bulging stomach I dont participate in too many sporting activities, so wouldn't you say a fights the best way"?