Had an interesting (Pre Employment) drug test today.

-Walked in (it's also a Hospital I think), signed papers and was drinking free coffee the whole time as I waited.
-Named got called and they made me empty out my pockets with out bothering to pat me down or check if I did empty them.
-Added dye to the toilet bowl and was told told to piss.
-Could've easily lifted the back of the toilet and added water or snuck in fake piss but didn't since I passed a home test yesterday. Or I believe I did since I saw a line, although very faint, it was visible
-Went outside, gave him the results and he pulled out a home like test, and squirted three drops of my piss, LOL.

Completely tripped me out... in my head I'm like "the fuck happened to the lab and all the scary shit I've read"

I'm there joking with the test administrators, as he faxed the results, some dude in another bathroom and another chilling drinking a coke haha..

Asked him if I passed and he stated he couldn't give me results. Insisted once and very low he stated "looks fine."

Unless he lied, I'm starting on Monday (:

If that's the facility they'll be testing me in, looks like I'm going to be able to smoke after all LOL.