lmfao!! that's the funniest thin i've heard all day! i have never had that problem. i have had ants on a flowering female before though. right on the buds. i thought they may be harvesting the tricomes, hahah. maybe the ants wanted to grow their own, hahah. well maybe you could cut the top and bottom off of a coke bottle, so you have a plastic tube, and stick it half way out and half way in the soil....i don't know. or start them in pots until they're a little stronger. i don't think that the ants will do anything then.