Once I drink 2 bottles of MD 20/20......nasty stuff.....I passed out in a recliner (not mine)...woke up and puked all over the side, and in my lap a little bit. I felt like shit, and passed out deciding what to do next. Then I woke up when I realized a dog was licking the puke off of my leg.
The guy with me thought it was pretty funny, so I cleaned up (myself) a bit and left without telling anyone.