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    Unicorns?? Existence Proven, Says North Korea

    lol...N.Korea.. (sometimes I think N.Korea is the model for American political news reports)

    You can be forgiven for thinking that unicorns only exist in medieval fables and modern-day cartoons. North Korean scientists say you are wrong.
    On Thursday, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), the North Korea??s government mouthpiece, said scientists ??reconfirmed? the location of the burial site of the unicorn ridden by King Dongmyeong, the founding father of the ancient Korean kingdom of Goguryeo (37 BC-668 AD).
    The unicorn??s grave was rediscovered near a temple in the capital Pyongyang, with a rectangular rock engraved with the words ??Unicorn Lair?? at its entrance, according to the report. The report did not elaborate on what further evidence of the royal unicorn??s existence was discovered.
    (WATCH: Kim Jong Un Has a New Theme Song)
    Like most news reports from North Korea, even unicorns are used to underscore the legitimacy of the current regime. ??The discovery proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo (Goguryeo) Kingdom,? the report quoted Jo Hui Sung, director of the History Institute of the National Academy of Sciences, as saying.
    King Dongmyeong??s biography is half history, half myth. As the legend goes, Kongmyeong was born from an egg impregnated by sunlight and united the tribes left in disarray after the collapse of the Chinese Western Han dynasty. His line ruled over the Korean peninsula for seven centuries until the return of the Chinese under the Tang.
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    The North Korean news agency does not have much of a reputation for factual accuracy. When the country??s former dictator Kim Jong Il died in December 2011, it reported a rock carving glowing brightly and ice near his presumed birthplace to have cracked ??so loud, it seemed to shake the Heavens and the Earth? in mourning of the Dear Leader. While he was alive, Kim reportedly invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in three years while at university, and shot eleven holes-in-one the first time he played golf (a feat verified by his 17 bodyguards).
    Looking back at those reports, unicorns don??t seem that far off.
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    RedLocks Reviewed by RedLocks on . Unicorns?? Existence Proven, Says North Korea lol...N.Korea.. (sometimes I think N.Korea is the model for American political news reports) You can be forgiven for thinking that unicorns only exist in medieval fables and modern-day cartoons. North Korean scientists say you are wrong. On Thursday, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), the North Korea??s government mouthpiece, said scientists ??reconfirmed? the location of the burial site of the unicorn ridden by King Dongmyeong, the founding father of the ancient Korean Rating: 5

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    Unicorns?? Existence Proven, Says North Korea

    :wtf:

    Shit, those Korean scientist must have been smoking on that medical marijuana lol.

    I wanna know what kinda crazy bud that they were smoking. Must have been some potent weed, for them to actually think unicorns existed:stoned::stoned::stoned:.

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    Unicorns?? Existence Proven, Says North Korea

    It was this, lmao




    Attachment 290903


    Sic'm Tyranus


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    Unicorns?? Existence Proven, Says North Korea

    CISPA scares the hell outta me

    Sic Semper Tyranus

    :wtf:
    Keeping pain at bay 24/7©:thumbsup:

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    Unicorns?? Existence Proven, Says North Korea

    Kind of funny thing.. There is an children's' cartoon named Adventure Time. One of the characters is this trippy unicorn and it speaks in gibberish.. or so I thought. So the cartoon was playing when I had closed captions turned on and every time the unicorn talks in gibberish the captions say *speaking in Korean*

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    Unicorns?? Existence Proven, Says North Korea

    Hail Caesar


    :wtf:
    Keeping pain at bay 24/7©:thumbsup:

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