Help me pass my drug test!

[FayFay]

I have been unemployed for over one year and I desperately need this job.

It is only minimum wage at a grocery store and yet, to work there I will have to pass a drug test. I read the dilution sticky and others.

I got pretty upset after doing some research online and discovered that marijuana can show up on a drug test for up to 6 weeks, while cocaine, meth, and pcp are cleared out of the system in less than a week.

My stats and situation:
Because of the money situation, I have not been smoking as much as I usually do (4-5 times a week minimum.) It's been more like 1-3 times a week for the summer. But last week was my birthday and my friends smoked me out. So I am not sure how much THC is in my system. Normally, I know I would have no chance to pass.

So for the past week, I have not smoked at all. It's been tough! I normally drink water 2-3 500mL bottles per day (16.9 FL OZ). I weigh 105 lbs.

The supplies I have purchased to help me pass the test are a home drug test kit for marijuana and a herbal supplement with B vitamins "Rescue Detox Ice." My question is what order should I go about my detox? Should I take the drink now and then use the home test to see if it cleansed me? then I can go to the store tomorrow and schedule an appointment for a drug test at a clinic. Or should I take the home test now and if I test positive, save the drink for the day of my test about two hours before? What is your recommendation?

FayFay Reviewed by FayFay on 09-25-2012. Help me pass my drug test! I have been unemployed for over one year and I desperately need this job. It is only minimum wage at a grocery store and yet, to work there I will have to pass a drug test. I read the dilution sticky and others. I got pretty upset after doing some research online and discovered that marijuana can show up on a drug test for up to 6 weeks, while cocaine, meth, and pcp are cleared out of the system in less than a week. My stats and situation: Because of the money situation, I have not Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

First order of the day: dump the magic detox potion.

If you take the claims and sales pitches made by the potion peddlers at face value, then Ive got oceanfront property in South Dakota thats for sale.

ALL detox potions work because of dilution (that is, when they do work at all). That means they work because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, nor do they convert THC into something that cannot be detected, as the sales pitches would like the consumer to believe. You can spend an obscene amount of money on a magic elixir, and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished by using just water and vitamin B2.

Drinking a bunch of fluids days before the U/A is of no help. It must be understood that THC is not water soluble unlike other types of drugs. For more, read post #13 in this thread:
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...ll-i-pass.html

[FayFay]

The only reason I purchased this was because many years ago, I was a casual weed smoker and I had a drug test coming up. But I had smoked a blunt the week before. So I had the drink before I went in to test and I passed.

It was probably just because of the dilution, but whatever. It worked.

I will end up spending more money on home drug tests so I'm just wondering when I should test myself, when is the best time to do the dilution method, etc. I found some cheap tests on amazon to order.

But I am so frustrated I will just test myself right now and see what is my result.

[Burnt Toast]

When testing yourself always use the first urination of the day when THCA concentrations would be at their highest. If you test positive, then begin your creatine-loading 3 days before your scheduled U/A in preparation to use the Dilution method on the day of the U/A (read up on the Dilution 'sticky' thread).

If your scheduled U/A is less than 3 days away, consider subbing.

[BobbyBhudda]

Yo... Another great way is

When your urinating , don't catch the beginning of the stream , That is when the toxins are highest , catch it in the middle. when cup is complete pull away.

the majority of your toxins are in the start and End of your stream.

Hope that helps.

[webdox]

Yo... Another great way is

When your urinating , don't catch the beginning of the stream , That is when the toxins are highest , catch it in the middle. when cup is complete pull away.

the majority of your toxins are in the start and End of your stream.

Hope that helps.

THC is not a toxin. To label it as such is erroneous.