Quote Originally Posted by Newme
Okay, I had to take a swab test for employment at my place of work. I quit seven days prior, they gave me the test. it's been four days I took it on Monday and its Friday. I send it to a lab, and two guys took the test prior to mine about a month and they got their results two days later and was terminated for testing positive for marijuana ,and there was Listerine strips in their mouth. Does anyone know whether I am good or not? whether or not I am okay I will tell my entire story so that everyone that looks at this post will get actual information. during this time before the test I conducted experiments, research, and I took detox methods before the test. I also take another medication that should have come up on this test, but I will not name that medication for cannabis.com board rule reasons.
Ok,hey everyone.first IDE like to say that I am not a solicitor of any kind or for any company.if you have been looking for an answer to this swab test thing,well this is what you have been looking for.i am an "average joe",that's smokes an above average amount(yes habitual),of some above average potency of mj.i weigh 220 lbs and I'm about 5"8'.im 35 years old and I don't drink wAter ever.so I would fall under a drug screeners"worst case senerio".ok 7 days before I finally get the job offer,after 7 months,makin killer money.its my "dream job".i have 7days to accept.
FUCk!!!
Ok so here it is folks,this is what happened.istopped smoking for 7 days.i stopped on a Monday,and then I basically brush the fucking hell hole out of my mouth.i. I could have spit on shit,and disinfected it.lol listerine,peroxide,and flossing.after looking online,I was nervous and I couldn't sleep,I stumbled across some sites that would tell you,that it would be only hours or days,from 24 to 36,and then 24 to 96 hours.then I stumbled across a few that said 2weeks to 30 days.i then saw a pattern,every site that said this,had advertisements for a detox product on it.hmmmm.but at first it scared the shit out of me.sothen I went to buy a saliva test,to check my self.then i tested positive for thc and another medication as well.
FUCK!!!
Ok so then I brushed my teeth even more,and I went oh to someplace and bought some flush pills for blood saliva,and urine cleanser and,some special mouthwash.so,I went and bought another saliva test.i waited until the day before the test and I brushed my teeth,flossed,swished peroxide,and took a little swish of that special mouthwash.ok so I waited about 40 min to take the test.ok this time I came up, NEGATIVE FOR THC.this was approximately 58 hours after my last toke of the choke smoke.
FUCK YEAH!!!.
So the day of the test,I take the flush pills,drank 64oz of water,the whole mouth maintenance thing,peroxide.i had to go on early,cause to guys in my dept called into work,my opointment with hr was at 3pm and it was 130.dammit!!!right before I went to the HR. meeting,and I had to fill out paper work for 30 minutes.and then it was time.i put the swab in my mouth,teeth and cheeck do about 10 seconds,then I put it inbetween my teeth.after 2minutes she told me to put the swab in a vile with fluid in it.and they capped it,sealed it,and sent it to a lab.after having two ceasers and 42 heart attacks.i waited 2 days for the results.and I looked up the lab that anylized my saliva.they said that their policy was a 2day confirmation time is guaranteed from the day it was senti still fuckin work there,and it's been five days.so,I will assume that I have passed.salvation is mine.
I hope this factual story will give all of us peace of mind.the fact with me,is that the thc was clear of my saliva,anywhere from 48 to 96 hours.i want to thank,BURNT TOAST, for his consistent and exact information,on this site.BURNT TOAST you are the guru of green my friend.this bud is for you!!